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Self believed savior. One who is righteous without example or cause. See also; douchebag. Most likely the only biological male capable of pregnancy.

Person 1: Did you see how impressively I accomplished that?!

Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.

colten by Na² June 28, 2022

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He is hella hot, totally not me......... He packs

zaddy: Colten is so fine

Colten by zazamaster300 January 25, 2023

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Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

Colten by Theslay August 24, 2023