Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life

His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly

by denab818 June 8, 2016

Fuck your coloring book

A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.

1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"

2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"

b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"

by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010

clearing your browsing history

when you go to pornhub and you need to clear your history
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub

clearing your browsing history is something you do when you went to pornhub

by NameSiren435547 February 8, 2021

Coloring Book

The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.

by windexter August 24, 2003

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.

A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!

by Nak Nak February 17, 2009

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012