Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

Coffee

A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!

Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.

by coffee-grinder October 9, 2010

Coffeeful

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013

Coffee

The black juice that keeps mankind running.

Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.

by Fetxch March 16, 2020

coffee

mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice

i need my morning coffee or i will set something on fire

by qqqqqueer November 2, 2018

coffee

a person who is coughed upon

by linda February 9, 2002

Coffee

Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!

Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!

by Splek February 16, 2009