A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
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Get the Coffee Beaner mug.A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.
1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
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Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?"
Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!"
Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?"
Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while".
Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task"
Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again"
Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!"
Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!"
Maggy: "What did you do?"
Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!"
Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?"
Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while".
Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task"
Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again"
Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!"
Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!"
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