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by Pialinist April 4, 2023
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Cocomelonification

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.
Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.
by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023
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this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel
me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021
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one of the most subscribed children's youtube channels with millions of subscribers , with a range of nursery songs from 2 minutes to over half an hour long videos . these animated children's songs are pretty addictive and will keep your young children entertained for hours
mum: go watch tv

child:Im bored of watching tv

mum:what about cocomelon on youtube
child:never heard of that before (watches it every day)
by ellsco607 March 31, 2020
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Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...
Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid
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a god. an absolute god you should worship. Cocomelon is our god.
"Wow have you worshiped Cocomelon today?"

"Yeah man, it feels so good."
by bellaiscoolerthanu April 1, 2021
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elite music for the most mature s. rank people
hey wanna go hang and listen to cocomelon with me?
by sawaraseni March 11, 2021
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