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A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
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He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy
by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021
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Man ! Brian has such a cock'o'monster . . my ass split when he fucked me !

Do all black men have cock'o'monster's in their pants?
by Keith Ross February 21, 2010
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Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.
by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020
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1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.

2. The penis of a typical black male adult.
1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!

2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.
by valleyman01 October 20, 2010
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the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.

*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.

Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
by new world soldier July 20, 2011
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