cocksnorting

A sexual practice wherein one partner puts his or her nose to the shaft of the other partner's penis and inhales sharply, creating a vacuum which stimulates the nerve endings.

"Me and my girl got into cock-snorting recently... best orgasm ever!"

"I swear I could hear your mom across the hall cocksnorting the night away. Sounded like a pig eating slop."

by Doublemint Hoover August 5, 2008

Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.

Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.

by 158mph July 7, 2018

Cockspur

A peripheral device used to ward off sexual predators.

In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.

by Rafal Stawarz October 2, 2007

Cocksweater

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.

Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

by Nick, Carter, Ace, Alex, Brian June 22, 2008

cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.

Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.

by nl-mc November 17, 2011

Cockpermit

The act of enabling people to screw.

Opposite of cockblock.

“He’s such a cockpermit — he turned on sexy music and left the room.”

by Incrediboyman December 7, 2018

crackspert

An expert on crack. Remember Bobby Brown is two cups; Whitney Houston is 3.

Bro #1: "Yo what does it mean to 'cut two lines of coke with drano?"

Bro #2: "I don't know I'm not a crackspert."

Bro #1: "Hmm. So ... negative work."

by 4thfloortalent March 30, 2010