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cocksnap

Scientific term: The tearing of the erectile tissue in the penis. This may rupture the vas deferens, thus causing impotence and infertility.
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!
1."F**k off Adam you cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"
by camdaddy November 30, 2004
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cocksniffer

A felatious female who enjoys sniffing cocaine or other narcotics off of a man's penis.
1.) "I did a couple rails off the mirror but that bitch was such a cocksniffer and did rails off my cash and prizes.":

2.) Many examples can be found in Monmouth County.
by The Original Kitch December 28, 2005
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cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.
Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.
by nl-mc November 17, 2011
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cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.
I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.
by Silence March 26, 2003
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cocksnip

1.The mutilation of a male's genitals usually performed soon after birth.
ie. Circumcision

2. One who preforms said mutilations.

3.(This is what most ignorant mothers believe) The gentle, pain-free removal of the skin around the tip of a male's penis. Thus, preventing many diseases and ensuring a fruitful harvest the coming year.
1. I can't believe my parents had a cocksnip performed on me!

2. {doctor} "Are you Mormon?"
{New Parent} "Yes."
(doctor} "Nurse, summon the Cocksnip. *evil laughter*"

3. "I told Marge to have a cocksnip preformed on her new son. She refused. Now her whole family has Aids and their entire crop died."
by NegativeJZ January 23, 2008
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cocksniff

can be used as an insult or somebody that likes sniffing cock,
Swift you are such a cocksniff,
Swift thats minging as is u sniffed sumbody's cock
by acheeseface January 8, 2009
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cocksmiler

One who can't stop smiling when he has tons of cock in his mouth.
Quit sucking so much cock, you cocksmiler.
by 1337dkidd December 6, 2003
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