(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
by cm victim January 13, 2008
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It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.
It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.
by pete August 10, 2004
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Cockmurder is when an event takes place that just so happens to decrease your sexual arousal. Actions, Words, facial expressions.. Anything that drops the mood dramatically causing a loss of an erection.
Mike: So John what happened with that girl last night?
John: Well we were having sex and she let out the longest, nastiest fart.. It was total cockmurder.
Mike: Yeah, Sally laughed at me when I took my pants off, that wasn't as bad, but was still cockmurder.
Paul: HAHA I heard you couldn't perform the other day!
Thomas: When she took off her panties and I saw that rain forest bush of hers, it was cockmurder. I was afraid of catching it on fire it was so large.
John: Well we were having sex and she let out the longest, nastiest fart.. It was total cockmurder.
Mike: Yeah, Sally laughed at me when I took my pants off, that wasn't as bad, but was still cockmurder.
Paul: HAHA I heard you couldn't perform the other day!
Thomas: When she took off her panties and I saw that rain forest bush of hers, it was cockmurder. I was afraid of catching it on fire it was so large.
by ex1z7 May 9, 2006
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fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face
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It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.
by Saucy March 13, 2005
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Get the dick faced cockmaster mug.A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.
He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.
Yeah what a cockmonster
He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.
Yeah what a cockmonster
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