cockmonger

one who can't eat enough of management's cock

vic barron is a cockmonger

by billy blue balls July 3, 2003

cockmongler

One who mongles the cock

Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.

by 123 April 18, 2003

cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

Cock Mongrel

Whenever a football player blitzes every play. Usually caused by lack of skill in their secondary or out out of fear.

Crockett: Tabor is full of cock mongrels, they blitz every play.

by BuddhaBrown September 2, 2009

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

Cock Mongrel

A person who is obsessed with the cock and will do anything to get it.

Bob: That girl is a total cock mongrel
Chad: Yeah, look at her stare at that guys package foaming at the mouth..

by ShitKok September 22, 2007