cockamellon 

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.I would love to give my wife weeks and weeks of Cockamellon.

cockamellon by Edwin Torez November 7, 2019

cocomelonoffical123

a tiktokrr that is amazing

person one:hey did you see that new tiktok cocomelonoffical123 posted???
person2:no tf who is that.
person one:get out my house

cocomelonoffical123 by theultmasochist/footfart July 30, 2021

cocomelon

that annoying ass movie your kid likes

TV: cOcOmElOn dOo DoO dOo dOo DoO dOo
Sibling: ew wtf that baby looks like you dude
Baby: ?

cocomelon by mintehberri August 7, 2022

Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

Cocomelon by Pialinist April 4, 2023

Cocomelonification 

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.

Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.

Cocomelonification by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023

cocomelon

this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel

me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight

cocomelon by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021

cocomelon

one of the most subscribed children's youtube channels with millions of subscribers , with a range of nursery songs from 2 minutes to over half an hour long videos . these animated children's songs are pretty addictive and will keep your young children entertained for hours

mum: go watch tv

child:Im bored of watching tv

mum:what about cocomelon on youtube
child:never heard of that before (watches it every day)

cocomelon by ellsco607 March 31, 2020