cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

Cool Cock Sock

A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.

1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.

2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.

3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.

*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.

Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.

Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."

Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"

Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"

by CMKTBH April 28, 2010

Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown

Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.

We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.

by Dasmandude March 16, 2021

Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019

sock cock

A way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circumsized.

DUDE! shut your sock cock mouth!

haha when are you gonna show us your sock cock?

lol lets go write sock cock on the back window of that guys car.

by briandorc June 29, 2010

sock cock

Someone who is trying to appear as something they're not. Named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.

"Don't listen to him, he's a total sock cock."

by Em2007 April 2, 2007