COBOL

Crappy
Old
Boring
Outdated
Language

The biggest waste of time ever created by man; disgusting programming language that makes both your fingers and brain hurt at the same time; symptoms include unexplainable random rambling and mumbling, fever, headache, hair loss, irritability, depression, an all-consuming desire to be doing ANYTHING else, and various other psycho-somatic conditions.

If I have to write another program in COBOL I will chew my own hands off at the wrist!

by Flaren January 6, 2004

cobot

Corporate Robot. Someone who takes what corporate says as gospel rather than being able to think for themselves.

Corporate sends out a memo regarding dress code with a typographical error saying skirts must be higher than 6 inches above knees. The next day all women dress like streetwalkers. These people are cobots.

by Samiaminnewark March 25, 2008

Cobobulated

This is a shortened form of 'discombobulated'. Being in the state of confusion.

The project was cobobulated when we discovered the problem with the hardware.

by K2TeamMom September 24, 2009

Cobourg

Small, growing town in Ontario Canada

A town whose population exceeds the average level of crazy. Filled with dirty old people and released loonie bin residence. Friendly during the day, but fucking scary once the sun goes down.
My home, my love.. Cobourg :)

Child: "Im just heading down town with my friends."

Mother: "you better take a bat, and some adult diapers, never know what part of the cobourg population is out tonight!"

by lipchap April 18, 2009

Cobogilate

The act of giving someone a zerbert, typically on the stomach area.

If you put your open mouth on a stomach and blow, this is a zerbert. The act of doing this is to cobogilate someone.
Dad! Stop cobogilating me! - as said by a giggling child

by SFDAD June 5, 2019

cobola

Cobola (or corbola) is a word put together of the words coronavirus and ebola, thus the ultimate virus.

bruh don't lick that doorknob, you'll catch cobola!

by el hombre pig March 25, 2020

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011