Cobbling

To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.

Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude

by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025

fuque Cobble

common greeting in certain league of legend clubs, like a reverse hail hitler.

Fuque Cobble to u my friend isn't it a lovely day?
woah i am tired fuque Cobble guys.

by notMocracyatall February 14, 2017

Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position

"I'll show you how I squat cobble"

by Lmd00l August 8, 2016

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

cobble

a space around your crotchal region (genitals) about 1 foot in radius that is akward to invade or have invaded. a combination between the words cock and bubble, pertaining to the vicinity based perameters of the cobble, and males in particuar, but also women.

When you are chillin with friends and someone looks behind them or moves and suddenly realizes they are in in your cobble (about a foot away from your package), and freak out and everyone laughs about the akwardness.

by honeybeedan March 11, 2011

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021