To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.
Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude
by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025
Get the Cobblingmug. Cobbling- to tickle a mans anus while he’s erected, then pinch his scrottum and call him “the man” then make him combust like a volcano and squeeze every last drop i to a cup and then shit into it , freeze it, and serve em up for your kids as a tasty summertime snack!
by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025
Get the Cobblingmug. by Coolbruv June 23, 2022
Get the Cobblemug. An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond
by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018
Get the Cobble Pondmug. To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.
Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.
by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022
Get the Cobble Fuckmug. by notMocracyatall February 14, 2017
Get the fuque Cobblemug. by Lmd00l August 8, 2016
Get the Squat cobblemug.