Fat Coast

The Chicago Area

Chicago is neither West Coast nor East Coast. It is located on the Fat Coast.

by K-1 March 5, 2009

Roller Coaster Baby

When a person who seems to be or acts like he's a bad ass, turns out to be a scared little cry baby girl when it's time to step up to the plate and ride a roller coaster. The said person will come up with all kinds of bullshit reasons why they can't ride, like health,back problems, or they have a headache or some other crock of shit. When the real reason is they are just great big scared babies, who are afraid of roller coasters.

I went to Kennywood and some roller coaster baby was bitching his back hurt, when it was time to ride the Phantoms Revenge.

by TV CAR March 17, 2010

Chasta

Amazingly wonderful energetic woman!! Can make you happy just by hearing her giggle. Loves to help others and is very intelligent.....makes you want to be around her always..

What a horrible day....wish I had a Chasta!

by Awesome Dawson November 26, 2010

Constance

The definition of beautiful. Has an amazing personality and is absolutely stunning. Once you see her you can't get your eyes off her. Before you know it you have fallen in amazing love. She'll always make you feel good.

Constance, will you marry me?

by chicken squat January 6, 2010

Chasta

Cute, smart & funny girl. Known to be loyal & to fight for those she loves. She trusts easily & gives unselfishly. Usually attracts liars, cheaters & users.

Rick's wife is so awesome. She is pretty & smart & would never cheat on him. She is a total Chasta. Too bad Rick is a cheating, lying jerk. She could do so much better.

by FaithfulO January 19, 2013

constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

by Evidentary November 28, 2013

Constance

A caring and nice person some times she’s loves to flirt with people

Constance will date someone in the future that starts with a b and end with a y

by Josh label March 7, 2019