Cheesexual

The sexual attraction to cheese

OMG... I have a crush on that cheese right there... am I cheesexual?

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025

Cretsexual

A sexual orientation characterized by the capacity to form attractions to individuals strictly at Seacrets Jamaica USA in Ocean City, MD. Horniness is a determining factor.

I've been horny for 365 days and I might need to go back to Seacrets to figure out if I'm a Cretsexual.

by TheDomFatherr August 10, 2025

conesexual

The sexual attraction towards cones, most predominantly towards traffic cones.

"What is she doing to that cone?" "Oh she is conesexual."

by harpy_dude September 26, 2025