strip club creep 

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

strip club creep by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

Club Corpse

Anyone over 50 still trolling clubs/bars like they are 20.

She is just another Club Corpse still trolling and hoping there is a chance!

Club Corpse by mistressbratty September 24, 2011

club condo 

Something Jeff Probst once said. It is said no living soul knows what it means, except the great Papa Probst.

You could call it club condo, you could call it whatever you like

club condo by theraresurvivor44fan May 6, 2023

Club Cow 

is a homosexual male, who is actively engaged in the gay club scene, that tends to eat large, unhealthy meals, several times a day. No matter now much a club cow eats, he somehow seems to maintain his thin, muscular figure without working out. How he does this, is unknown at this time.

A homosexual male eats a footlong hero from for dinner. When he is finished, his stomach is not bloated at all. It is flat and his 6-pack abs are still, very much visible. He is known a "Club Cow."

Club Cow by Chris P Treat February 11, 2010

country club conservative 

The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.

The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.

Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"

Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."

country club conservative by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

cactus club chub by Thresh God June 24, 2018

club crazies 

The number one place to party in the entire world.

The act of being a crazy person while intoxicated with a bunch of friends.

Do you want to club crazy it up tonight?

There is definitely a club crazies party going on tonight.

club crazies by ckmb September 4, 2009