clown shoe

A word used by friends to trip out a stoned or high friend.

Me "dude im so high"
green dinosaur "your a fucking clown shoe man"
Me "Whaaaat? man you fucking me up"

by Jesus The Stoner March 1, 2008

Clown Shoes

Black slang for condoms.

"Yo, man, let me get a box o' dem clown shoes."

by JTits November 17, 2007

clown shoe

term for morning wood

Guy 1: All guy sleepovers are whack.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, did you see Tommy's clown shoe this morning?!
Guy 1: Ughhhhh! Yeah that guy pitched a tent!

by queenofslang July 29, 2007

Clown shoes

Very large feet.

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Clown Shoe Operation

n. an otherwise respectable entity that becomes so disorganized to the point where it becomes completely disrespectable.

syn. clusterfuckery

"The person in charge can't find their ass with both hands! What the hell kind of clown shoe operation is this??"

by Dr. Rosyln Glutathione January 26, 2010

fucking clown shoes

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes

by Woolly January 25, 2005