Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2009

Thin-crusting

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

straight west coasting

drinking and smoking heavily.

Is when your smoking and drinking like the west coast your straight west coasting

by the v00do September 14, 2009

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

counting crows

a band that makes music with certain themes and charactors appearing multiple times in their music examples would be Elizebeth and Maria which are charactors that interact with the lead singers love life and are mentioned in multiple songs set to talented rock music that is an easy listen in most cases

Mr. Jones is on the radio that song rocks its the counting crows first big hit.

by Kool Mint Flava October 4, 2010

Coasting

Being in a point of total relaxation, when everything seems to be going your way.

The multi-millionair record executive was coasting.

by Sprud April 9, 2003

Counting

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008