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Clopen

when a business has only one person working and you may or may not get good service . partially closed/partially open.
" Dude , this restaurant is straight clopen. Where is everyone ? "
by kyle lea August 31, 2017
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Clopen

You are clopenning when close one shift and open the next.

Or it can be used anytime you want someone to shut up and open their mouth.
It's way too early to be here. I was just here last night. I hate clopenning.

Dentist-" I'm kind of too busy to hear about your dog. Clopen your mouth.
by sgTRCkm November 22, 2011
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Clopen

When you work retail and hate your job so you have to close one night, normally a day when you have to stay well beyond regular closing hours, and immediately follow it up with an opening shift.
My boss has me scheduled for 2 fucking clopen shifts this week!
by A.floyd August 22, 2017
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Clopening

Various parts of a Woman that a man does not know the actual name of.
I'm sorry Karen, your clopening is infected.
by Personality NOS December 13, 2019
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Clopen

The unnecessary half-closed option that every car door has.
You're door is clopen.
by TomTreeTop July 27, 2011
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social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
by bodazzle July 6, 2010
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Clopen

When you work a close shift and then an open shift.
I can't come out, I'm working a clopen.
by CamfromWiarton May 30, 2022
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