choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

by Jay-Si January 19, 2013

Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Cloont

Someone who is clueless about how much of a cunt they are.

Lexi: girl I’m not a bully but you is ugly

Taylor: shut the fuck up you cloont and use proper English

by Vixenne May 30, 2018

Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.

We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006