Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

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by rosignol May 17, 2005

Cloacalingus

Licking of an anthro bird's cloaca, usually done by another anthro or a human. A term used by furries

the fox performed cloacalingus on the bird

by Arceus777 October 27, 2014

cloak and dagger

(adj.) Secretive, hidden on pain of death from all who don't need to know about it.

This is a cloak and dagger operation. If I told you about it, I am obliged to kill you, and make it look like suicide.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Clabbers

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.

"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."

by Michelle M. March 3, 2009

Cloak

One who lacks the skill to contribute balanced team work in an MMO. Also known as train mobber, skill-less peon and fearless noob.

Everything was going according to plan until Danny pulled a cloak on us.

by ndc555 July 27, 2009

clobberstomp

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.

"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."

by garco August 17, 2007

Cloak of ego

When people in administrative, leadership, and coaching roles disguise their incompetence with ego and hubris, often successfully warding off questions or criticism until they have done significant damage to the business.

"Leaders" who use the cloak of ego are often on to their next job before the damage they did at the last one is fully realized.

"Man, the head football coach at my alma mater is just killing the program. He can't win, he can't recruit..."

"Doesn't matter. He has a cloak of ego. Everyone buys into it; the administration, the boosters...you're stuck for five years, easily."

by LickYourLaugh November 26, 2009