Cheech

1. female genitalia

2. a person regarded as effeminate, cowardly, thin-skinned, two-faced, and otherwise lacking a man-card

3. a loud blustering idiot so desperate for approval it physically hurts their...(see definition #1)

Why are you crying? It's just a paper cut, stop being such a Cheech.

by Lawrence of a Labia March 23, 2017

clenching

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

I've been clenching ever since I got to work.

by superhog May 24, 2006

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Clecha

Schooled by them streets, street smart

Wasn't that smart streetwise until I went to the pinta and got clecha by the homies

by Paisa , Southsider Chicano September 16, 2021

fanny clenching

When a women watches either a really scary film or a bit in a film which has a tense or climatic part to it, tends to clench her fanny together tight from excitment and nerves. The women may also squeeze her thighs tighly and also her asre cheeks too.

' Oh my god i couldnt keep still watching that film, it was so fanny clenching'

by Carina Crolla May 13, 2005

Buckingham Clench

When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.

1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.

by max nova July 3, 2009

Cheeching

To be at full potential, fully engaged or at peak operating efficiency.

“Timmy really cheeched his way through that class.”
“We built a big campfire and had her cheeching really good.”
“I sprayed a bunch of ether into that intake and had that old diesel cheechin’ in no time.”

by Dale can wheel November 20, 2018