Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.

These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.

by Boywithadick July 29, 2012

Cleansing

The act of throwing up when drinking alcohol and then drinking more aka making room

Bro your weak.

Nah brah I’m just cleansing

by Eshay brah March 23, 2019

cleanskinning

Cleanskinning: the act of embarking on sexual adventures without the use of a condom.

Guy 1: "Hey mate what are you up to tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not a lot aye totes gunna be cleanskinning that girl from the pub last night"
Guy 1: "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool"

by Chris3690 April 11, 2015

cleansing the palate

The act of fucking your boyfriend to remove guilt after you cheated with another man.

I accidentally fucked another man so last night I had to do a little cleansing the palate.

by 1970 ink slinger June 3, 2016

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.

Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.

by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020

cleanki

adj. Engaging in smarter forms of cleaning or enjoying nonstandard house chores methods/tools.

My partner and I are sort of cleanki. We didn't like to waste time on chores, so we used cleankikit.

by digital nomad 113 June 16, 2022

Frontwards Cleansing

The act of releasing all of a males bioliquid from their scrodum and/or penis using a rare, Italian hand-made, baday

Thomas was delighted to discover the sensation that came upon him while he sat on his toilet after a long day exploring the wonders of Italia. After ejaculation and masturbation, he was soothed by the moist yet soft touch of the baday that squirted into his frontside, therefore giving him a Frontwards Cleansing.

by M-Well and T-Sherm May 23, 2011