Clart

To bang

Wanna clart?

by Kdonnie February 17, 2021

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassits and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Though defeat and cancellations because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.

Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.

by massachusettsman January 20, 2011

Clarett

1.To rob at gunpoint
2.To try and Cheat insurance companies out of money
3.To Lose eligability or be thrown off a team
4.To Quit

Dont make me Clarett your ass.

Man watch me pull this Clarett.

I was Claretted from the team today

Man I Clarett

by KGod July 29, 2008

clarity wank

You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?

Have a clarity wank!

Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!

Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot

by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015

clartide

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.

"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."

by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004

post ejaculation clarity

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .

Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!

by my_own_summer September 22, 2019