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Clain't

The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.
Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
by Louis XXV November 23, 2021
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clamonia

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.
You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.
by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020
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Clarinet

A B flat pitched woodwind instrument, normally used in concert, marching, and jazz bands. A clarinet has a very large range, over 3 octaves, as well as a warm tone quality when played correclty. Clarients are black and most commonly made of grenadilla wood or African blackwood or plastic, with nickel or silver keys. It is 2 feet and 2 1/4 inches long. A clarinet uses a reed to produce a tone. Overall, the clarinet may be one of the most, if not the most versitile instrument in any band or orchestra because of its huge range and different sounds as you change through the octaves. When played correctly, all the octaves can sound beautiful and smooth transitions are possible.
The clarinet soloist switched through her ranges without difficuty and the beautiful sound that was produced was like that of a lullaby.
by MountainDew July 31, 2005
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Chaminda

Arse/buttocks. From the Sri Lankan fast bowler cricketer Chaminda Vaas, which rhymes with arse. Australian slang.
The ball got him right in the chaminda! - Ian Healy

Damn, look at that chaminda.
by Fagius Gaylordius June 24, 2013
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Bass Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. It's shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. It has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then Soprano Clarinet
by Rembrant January 11, 2008
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bass clarinet player

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.
Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum?
Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!
by 1st Chair December 27, 2009
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Clarinet

An instrument made of complete win. Usually the band directors favorite section due to the fact that they actually learn their parts, and don't talk while they're talking. Most of the time are in tune
Teacher: Clarinets and Flutes play measures 17-23.

*they play*
Teacher: Good job clarinets. Flutes, you need practice so you can sound like the clarinets.
by 1stchairclarinet August 29, 2011
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