clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.

Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.

by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006

clamdemonium

Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.

i.e. "Pandemonium"

There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!

by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009

clamdamn

When girls block other girls from a man or woman. By not letting them get there game on. Same as a cock block but with females.

did you see that bitch clamdamn me. She wouldnt even let me dance with that guy over there she was all over him.

by IvyB January 22, 2009

Clamembert

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.

I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005

camedon

A man who loves penis. Really prefers the mexican slong. Goes out on gay dates and takes it up the butt.

Camedon is meeting his mexican lover for a boys night on the town.

by no fucks givin December 19, 2016