Clickety-Clack

To masturbate while using a computer.

He's in his room clickety-clacking.

by FeuJaune February 4, 2010

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

botty clackers

a big fat lass with massive droopy tits that bruise her knees when she walks

Alreet, do yee like thy fat lass wid a reet set o' botty clackers

by Ben Dearden May 24, 2007

The Clacker

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.

Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.

by ferris314 April 14, 2010

crackerton

A town that has a high percentage of white people. Opposite of a "niggerton."

Ft. Collins is such a crackerton.

by BigNPimpy October 31, 2011

Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

by Andy.B January 20, 2010

Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.

I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.

by Whisker Biscuits December 19, 2019