circumsized

When God has promised you something bigger and then you get cut short

yea, im hung far down but your not cuz you got circumsized

by dadumbdude November 24, 2010

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A horribly mutilated penis, or a disgustingly mutilated man.

Often done on helpless babies without anaesthetic, this surgery removes one of the most sensitive parts of a person, and leaves the other one dried-up and wrinkly.

Person 1: I was circumcized at birth, without anaesthetic... I wish my parents left the choice up to me.

Person 2: I'm sorry bro, I'm not circumcized so my penis doesn't have a scar on it.

by ReasonIsRare May 18, 2010

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Bald, without helmet, roundhead muthafucka!
Mine got taken, now my Putz is in a jar somewhere!
Produces a nice ledge after years of masturbation, can give good clitoral pleasure when inverted

Bethells got a mushroom!
Say what?
Damn, rooms was robbed of his ambition when he was circumcised!!!!

by Chinky Park St Lover March 4, 2004

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NO/and or OWWWW

no...no.....NO.....AAAAAAHHHHHHH. damn it man that shit fuckin HURTS like a MOTHER FUCKER.

by ty February 13, 2004

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adj.
1. Uninteresting; boring or bereft of quality and value. Also: lacking in goodness or beauty.
2. Ultimately disappointing.

Quiznos closed before I could get my sandwich? That is so circumcised! or I'm of Baroque sensibility and I find Modernist Bauhaus aesthetic to be so circumcised.

by IanNYC July 5, 2006

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having the tip of your penis cut off

Friend: dude did you know Nick was circumsized? Other Friend: yeah i know thats so weird... isn't that a jewish tradition Friend: then i guess hes a jew...

by th3mag1cman October 21, 2009

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