chimptastick

When a chimp gets shot in the face and the tribe rapes it in the gun shot hole then eats the raw animal

Hay bob we are going to have a chimptastick night

by Chimptastick July 28, 2014

chumpstick

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007

chimpastical

This word means the same thing as "trippy" except it is used to describe something that happens when someone isn't high. When something sounds or looks so wierd and amazing that it seems it can't be described chimpastical is the word to use. This word was originated from a noise made in a techno song.

The noise playing in the background of that song is chimpastical.

by Ogre TG CR July 25, 2006

nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.

"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"

by nippleclampasaurus October 21, 2012

Choptastic

Choptastic adj. -
1. To be of higher than average quality. 2. Anything that bests an effort by Freed. 3. Having a better than normal experience

These hot dogs are choptastic Mark.
RJ only scored a 20% on his test while Mark scored higher making his score choptastic.

by Longhair September 9, 2003

chubtastic

An item or situation so exciting it induces an insignificant erection (i.e. a chubby) though the item or situation has no sexual implications.

1.Your new laptop is chubtastic!
2.Landing at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam is chubtastic!

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

Cumtastic

Where you watch a good hentai video over and over. Cumming so much that your balls/pussy hurts to where it's gotten everywhere and you try to cum again but all that happens is muscle and hurts like HELL!

Oh my god! Ohmygodohohohmygodohmygod!!!! Agh! It's in the cats eye! On the ceiling! In microwave! Agh in my eye! Agh I can't do it no more! aaaaaaghghagahgahag!!!!!!! I don't have any napkins!!!! I'll have to use my mouth! The horror! It's cumtastic!!

by Tubba bubba June 10, 2011