chrysler sebring

A car that old women and niggers drive.

You got a chrysler sebring? Isn't that a car that old women and niggers drive.

by nigger jim October 2, 2006

[Chrysler LeBaron]

A ghetto car. If you're poor, you most likely own one. They can go as fast as 0-60 in 10 minutes.
They also are great for acting like you're rich.
"What kind of car do you drive?"
"A Chrysler, convertible"
"Damn, you got money!"
A car you could pimp out, and still have it be a piece of shit.

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by L1NNY January 22, 2009

Crying Chrysler

The title given to someone who is always crying.

Stop being such a crying chrysler.

by Star Puncher October 23, 2009

merry chrysler

in other words merry christmas

merry Chrysler guys!!!!

by scarlet88 November 6, 2017

The Chrysler 300

Losing control of your bowels on the way home from an event and using your front seat as your toliet as you pray to god to make it home. You know when this has happened to a car of yours if you see someone frantically scrubbing a "brown" spot out of their front seat.

The orginial event took place after a football practice where an "unidentified" man soiled his Chrysler 300, hence giving it the name..... The Chrysler 300

by nd10804 November 16, 2007

Chrysler Fifth Avenue

A luxury car made by Chrysler, from 1983-1989. Had a V8 engine and a comfy interior. While not technically a full-sized car, it was the biggest car Chrysler made in the 80's. The boxy styling dated back to the 1977 LeBaron and was just given minor styling updates with a Fifth Avenue badge.

The Chrysler Fifth Avenue was probably the best thing Chrysler offered in their 4 banger "K car" obsession during the 80's. You can get them cheap now, and theres alot still driving around.

by Metalhead83 November 25, 2011

Mid-life Chrysler

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

by Trogdaft June 3, 2009