A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.
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Get the Chris' Mom mug.Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).
Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.
Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.
Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.
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