Cowman

A suspicious hybrid of man and cow and is often associated with flies.
A cowman person can be a very indigenous and independent person.

Person 1: Dude! That person just sang me a song and took all my money!!
Person 2: Looks like you got cowman'd

by anonymous September 13, 2022

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crowmance

A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.

On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.

by QuacksO November 14, 2023

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Chewmanji

This is the act of receiving a text message from a friend that’s been trying to get a hold of him. Looking at the text and not responding by playing the I’m too busy card.

Bro I know you got my text. Don’t be all Chewmanji about this.

by Jay4455 December 3, 2023

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Chewmanji

This is the act of receiving a text message from a friend that’s been trying to get a hold of him. Looking at the text and not responding by playing the I’m too busy card.

Bro I know you got my text. Don’t be all Chewmanji about this.

by Jay4455 December 3, 2023

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