nuts on the chopping block

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.

I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.

by jilm January 12, 2017

chopping down

having sex with.

That dude has been chopping down that girl since last year.

OR

That dude was choppin it down with her on the down low.

by MISSangela July 19, 2011

"Chopping up

giving someone head

I saw you chopping up that guy at the party

by loverchicky February 17, 2004

Chopping McGregors

Tickiling someone for an unreasonable amount of time on the neck until they can't take it and while they are distracted, strike them with one (or two) swift blows to the kidneys or surrounding areas.

Just wait until Brooke gets here, she loves Chopping McGregors!!

by Jules Smooter February 12, 2010

Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

choppington

choppington is a small shit hole in north east england, the population mainly consists of inbred mutants who feed off the spunk produced by bulls. Inbreeding is a big problem in this area and 4/5 kids have more than 4 limbs. No other creature lives witin 50 miles of choppington, mainly because of the smell, but also vicious rapings which happen often in the area.

'choppington' a real horrible place

by sam plank January 12, 2012

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022