Oofent! Choofent!

Exclamations of enjoyment made by actors/actresses during German porn films. Particularly during the 1970s/80s.

Also a nice general term to describe something particularly good, tasty or nice

Oofent! Choofent! and other German words until happy ending

by Fallen_Alien August 5, 2011

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Choob Syndrome

A mental disorder caused by excessive play of world of warcraft,runescape.mosty caused by mmorpgs it is not only limited to them.The symptoms witch might indicate you have this disorder are but are not limited to:

1:Heavy game play time,around 16-20 hours a day

2:excessive use of the words noob,fail,epic fail and uber

3:easily upset even if a player does the slightest wrong move such as not killing a boss their way(even if you succeed)

4:very little patients for other players learning how to do something.

5:easily annoyed by players making stupid jokes

6:constant need to bitch about everything

7:thinking jokes like kicking someone out of a guild is funny

8:people putting thums down on this definition

a normal day playing world of warcaraft with people who have choob syndrome:

dude1:yes we killed that boss
choob1:NO! that was fail you noob you did not take down the adds first.
dude1:but we did it a new way i thought of and a knew it would work and it did.
choob1:fuck you,your ass is out of here.
(kicks dude1 from group)
choob2:look at this staff i got it SOoooo uber cool
choob1:i know dude it is, i just kicked someone out of my guild LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL
choob2:lawllawlawl
(move forward through the dungeon)
dude2:i don't know how to kill this boss
choob2:WTF you need to know how to do this you ass hole
dude2:but this new dungeon came out today!
(kicks him from group)
(moves further through dungeon)
choob2:WTF why did you loot that
dude3:i need it for my off spec did any of you guys need it?
choob2:no,but its main spec only!
(kicks him from group)
choob1:incoming enemy!
(wipes group,first wipe)
choob2:that was an epic fail!!!!(leaves group)
(all choobs leave group)
dude4:quiters i spent 2 hours waiting to get this group to get put togeter and you all just leave half way through when we are doing all good,fucking ass holes........

by anti-antiman February 18, 2010

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choob

a high level person, usually on an online rpg such as runescape, that acts immature because they know they will never have to meet the person their dissing. they also tend to diss people that are one lvl below them...
2: a high lvl that acts noobish in ways such as asking for money

lvl 69: you a noob kid
lvl 68: what the fuck? im one level below you with the same armor and weapons
lvl 69: yea but your such a noob your gay...can i have free stuff?
lvl 68: fuck you choob!

by pot head370 September 16, 2008

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Chooker

Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.

My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!

by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011

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neighbours can’t be choosers

A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.

"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"

by mummazumbe August 15, 2015

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