Choney

(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.

"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"

by LUGirls September 14, 2009

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

by ring sting king August 1, 2009

chodey gonzalez

A short fat mexican. Who resembles the well known chode.
Very fast and strong.

I was walking down the street and this lil basterd runs past me and punch's my wife in the boob. What a chodey gonzalez.

by cock life world wide January 23, 2010

Chodeyhorse

A charlie-horse of the taint muscle. Chode+Charlie horse=Chodeyhorse

Last week I was doing lunges and got a wicked chodeyhorse.

by wingringhouse September 12, 2009

the strokey chokey

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”

He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

choneys

undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.

I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight

by you June 27, 2001

Chokey Wank

The act which results in a celebrity death as a result of a failed attempt at autoerotic asphyxia.

You know that Bill from Kill Bill died of a Chokey wank?

by Finnbarr March 7, 2010