Chaz Somers

A sexy, hockey playing canadian.

Loves sarcasm and frequent trips to "dons." (McDonalds)

Person 1- "Wow, look at that hot canadian playing hockey and eating a big mac"
Person 2- "Oh thats just Chaz Somers"

by chazSomersLoverrr February 19, 2011

Chazza B

a girl who likes to eat a lot of food from a male slut whore with a chode. they usually come out at night with hunger pangs asking for takeaways. they also like noodles. and also have a tendecy to steal certain cutlery items e.g. knife, plate,mug,pint glass,chocolate fingers, bowles and icing. also cupcake icing is a favourite when they can get there hands on them.

i want some food
your such a chazza b

by a male slut whore with a chode March 28, 2009

chazity

Chazity is a beautiful women with a great attitude. She'll be quite at first but get the know her and you won't regret it

Look at Chazity she is an absolute 10!

by Hehendondndj July 31, 2016

chaze

A STUD with a face beautifully carved by the angels themselves. Pleasures all the ladies with his magical fingers and his giant dick. He is a sexual bull who's main source of food is the pandora box of a female. He is sexually aggressive and under no circumstance should you pursue a Chaze unless you like the sex rough and extreme.

Chaze is perfection.

by kobsspiders October 19, 2020

The Chaz Bono

Is a sexual act a man performs on a woman when he penis has failed him, just won't work, is too damaged from overuse or just doesn't exist. It consists of one or two meaty-sausage like fingers placed inside your lady friend, stimulating her "G-Spot" while simultaneously performing oral sex on her...

"Dude, I had WAY too much to drink last night and "Mr. Happy" just wouldn't cooperate, but Muffy insisted on getting off, so I gave her three orgasms using the Chaz Bono. She screamed her head off and then passed out, sweet, sweet victory...

by Archanimal June 10, 2011

Chazzing It

in reference to the online game Mobsters, a term used to describe the cowardly actions of an individual who likes brag of his actions of "killing" other mobsters by listing and fleeing, either by death or by hiding in Eastern Europe.

Dude, this tard is chazzing it again!

by A Mobster June 29, 2011

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 24, 2011