choader

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.

by 444 May 13, 2005

Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003

choader

A boner. An erect choad.

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

chodeologist

1. the study of a very short fat penis. A part

2. a person obsesed with little penises

Kevin ayala showed the whole football team his chodeologist maximis

by tylisha September 28, 2007

choaderette

Choaderette refers to a man or woman that enjoys oral sex with a woman who has a choad.

You are a choaderette.

by pixil September 23, 2004

Clam Choader

Clam and choad soup, contains various choads and clams.

Billie was hungry so he asked his mom to make Clam Choader.

by Dr. Feltersnatch September 2, 2006

chodeosolous fuck

Getting fucked by a chode wider than a thigh and as long as a pinky,
such sex can only be handled by extensive training

woman: I still got scars from that chodeosolous fuck that john gave me
man: would you like some more

by Nalgototas March 16, 2008