Choads

A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music

"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.

by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003

choad

"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."

You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).

Q: "What's a Choad?"

A: "It's the *space* *between*..."

by redblade77 August 12, 2009

choad

A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.

'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

or

P Diddy is a choad.

or

'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

or

Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

or

He came to think of his choad as his off button.

by beakface June 19, 2010

choad

youngsun won

i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.

by mr. ike December 15, 2010

Choad

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

by frederick archebald October 8, 2011

choad

The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch

Dude it was awesome, she licked my choad all night!

by zooter June 29, 2003

Choad

A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"

by Adrian O'Toole September 26, 2006