1 definition by beakface

choad

A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.

'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

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P Diddy is a choad.

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'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

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Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

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He came to think of his choad as his off button.

by beakface June 18, 2010