chuzzle

verb. to intake so much alcohol that one becomes so drunk that one needs sex. RIGHT NOW!!!

Friend 1: Dude, how much has (friend 3) been drinking?
Friend 2: I don't know, but he's gonna chuzzle pretty soon.
Friend 3: SEX. NOW. DROP THE PANTS.
Friend 4: Oh god, why'd he choose me?

by Prplman May 14, 2009

chuzz

A word that black people use thats a variable and can mean anything.

u mutha fucca up tell me werr u stay at chuzz

by hamburger eatin headass February 3, 2008

Chuzzwozzer

To be drunk "to be chuzzwozzered"

An ugly little primitive Australian animal

Adj: for a physically repulsive Australian female

An overly hairy minge

I was totally chuzzwozzered last night, pulled a right old chuzzwozzer and she had a really hairy chuzzwozzer - I'm still pulling hair from my teeth now.

by Dan Cholerton September 30, 2004

Chuzzlewit

A stupid accident prone idiot. One who makes mistakes frequently and often makes an idiot of themselves in public. Someone who is often laughed at because they are such an idiot.

"God you're a chuzzlewit, you've done it again!"

by Furdee March 17, 2004

chuzz

Chuz; to give or to supply.

chuzz me a piece of ham

by mkry;hrjih[oj January 13, 2008

Chuzz

The white crusty "cheese" that forms on an unwashed penis.
An amalgam of words cheese and scuzz.

"See that homeless guy, I'd say he's rife with chuzz"

by Bubbinzubbin February 29, 2008

Anti-Chuzzin

The complete opposite of an all out lazy black prick! People that be hatin on boaz!

That cop is the anti-chuzzin!!!

by Travis Fountain May 7, 2003