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Attic-Critter

An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.
Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!
by yoyofromishtow September 1, 2009
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Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.
Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?
by ACRScout February 1, 2010
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Crown Critter

A person who supports the British Royal Family by trashing, making defamatory statements (often racially motivated) against Meghan Markle in an attempt to make the Royals look better. These people tend to lack high IQs, they often hide behind a private accounts and tend to be highly uneducated and unattractive. Their comments, videos, and posts are never related to the business of the British Royal Family but merely a smear campaign against the Duke & Duchess of Sussex. Finally, an individual who disregards the actions of Prince Andrew but has an unhealthy obsession with the Sussex’s.
What do you call someone who accepts Prince Andrew but has no regard for Duchess Meghan? A Crown Critter.
by InRoyalNews October 5, 2023
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Clitter Quitter

When a guy is all up on your clit &then all of a SUDDEN hopps off.
Skittles: "Oh so this nigga is a clitter quitter."

Juiicy: "Why is he a clitter quitter?"

Skittles: "He was on my clit, texting me errdayy for the past couple of months, then all of a sudden he stopped and now he acts like he dont even know me."

Juiicy: "damm it, straight up quittin' the clit. I got a clitter quitter too... girl let me tell youu... so me and a guy met at this party &then he was all up on my clit beggin' me for my digits. So i gave em to him &we started talkin' talkin', but i wasnt taking him seriously cause i was talkin' to other guys. He would text me night and day. Until the nigga got a girlfriend and i was SHOCKED.. so now i miss his obsessiv'ness."
by Juiicyfbabiee September 4, 2010
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Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"
by vballhunk May 31, 2005
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crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.
That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.
by electricjam420 July 22, 2012
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Chatterbox

Someone who never shuts the hell up. They keep blabbering about random crap that makes no sense
Yo A-Prod, So like i saw my dad today, and he was like this, and he said that i couldnt do that, and then we went to the club, and got buck with another fruitfluffy, and i was like---" "Remmy, shut the HECK UP bro! stop bein such a frickin chatterbox!
by A-Prod October 15, 2010
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