the chimmers

a two person drummer band formed in 2004 with Andy Savage (drums) and Nichole Smith (drums and vocals)

that "walk of life" cover the chimmers preformed last night was really good

by theekidkraut January 16, 2008

dirt chimmney

At the climax of rough doggie style anal sex you pull out, shoot your load on the back of her neck, then drag your shit covered dick down her back resulting in a dirt chimmney.

That bitch is so nasty she would let a hobo give her a dirt chimmney

by biscuits2020 September 17, 2011

Chemmie

A type of conspiracy theorist who believes that government is secretly spraying us with some sinister chemicals. This wide conspiracy would have to include a very large amount of people to have gone unnoticed for so many years while using huge flying machines to perpetrate the crime on a consistent basis for a very long time, systematically, over the entire countries without anyone being the wiser, except the very savvy chemmies themselves who somehow divined this mystical knowledge and are not the only holders of the truth eternal. They are impossible to argue with as they do not follow any logic in their argument preferring going in circles, using Gish Gallop tactics and a host of other logical fallacies to "prove" their "point".

A chemmie posted a photo of chemtrails in our facebook group stating this has never been like this before and when I posted a similar photo of World War II full of the same exact trails she deleted me from the group because of the resulting cognitive dissonance.

by Deritami March 9, 2019

Chimmer

A term used to describe a man in his teenage years who is widely known for his love of explicit images sent from primary students

"Did you hear what Alfie did?"
"You mean Chimmer, mad that yknow."
"Proper greff him yknow"

by alsop_giza January 23, 2023

chimies

the annoying, unessecary fat that develops under the arm that every girl gets once she enters high school.

Damn that girl was so hot last year. Now she's a freshman. And has mean-ass chimies. And is less hot.

by that guy i know you know May 16, 2010

Chimmerz

(n) A subhuman creature from the land of Fubnaria. They are known to posess a witch laugh and make life difficult. That have an odd fascination with polish people.

Brandon: Dude, look at that Chimmerz hittin' on that polish guy! Maddddddd dome!

Chimmerz: Yip Yip!

by Chimmerz March 1, 2010

Chimmers

My friend Tim who works at Apple...and lets you know over and over and over. Has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a cassanova and maybe he is. BUTTTT he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. So we use to call him Timmers but now its Chimmers.

Also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.

Matt: sup chimmers
Tim: Yo, i work at Apple
Matt: I know
Tim: apppplle..soo cool\
Matt: yes
Tim: Me Apple lovers
Matt: =yanks on chin hair-
Tim: APPLE..i mean OUCH

by history753 February 23, 2005