big chewy

A disease in which the asshole softens and becomes ripe for the eating.

Bro I have the big chewy

by Big dog nut fuck April 1, 2019

Split the chewy

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.

After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy

by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011

Chewy

A chewy is another term for brain, or a blowjob, the process of sucking a males's penis

Danielle gave Billy a major chewy.

by Summertah Pop! May 11, 2009

Chewy

Chewy; noun: a drug consisting of grounded up weed (shake) and cocaine. you can smoke it from a pipe or roll it in a blunt, spliff or joint.

"This chewy got me paranoid and goin kinda scared
Niggaz startin to know my face so I had to cut my hair"

"I smoke chewy like a muthafuckin' nut
ya got a gram bag get the zags an' roll 'er up"

Andre Nickatina (coke fiend, great rapper)

by xander Fischer September 21, 2007

ch-chewy

In other peoples mutherfuckin bizness!!!!!! being nosy!!!

Shit well baby I might be. But got damn what is you doin. You jockin a playa. You ch-Chewy ova here right. Look I aint K-Rab baby You know what I mean I'm not a piece of Bubblegum. What I'm doin is not your business. But matta of fact while you ova here is you a waitress or somethin? Cause the shit you got on make you look like you a waitress. So do what you do iight. Imma give you this hundred dollars. Go get you what ever you drankin. Bring me and click about ten of dem orange juices, five crunk juices and we'll be straight how bout that. Aand is you straight is you single or is you marry.

by Marcus Mandingo Jackson April 6, 2008

chewybacon

A word which can be used to stop a conversation and leave a person searching for a pun.

"That's so chewybacon" "what...."

by Rhodri Jones May 1, 2006

Chewy Jewy

A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.

Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!

Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*

by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 25, 2009