The orange film dust that remains on one's fingers when one has eaten Cheetos Cheese Flavored Snacks. One usually either chooses to use a napkin to remove it, licks it off, and some even choose to wipe it on any available surface to remove it. (See definition for 'Cheeto Dust Etiquette').
If not removed this dust gets all over all your shit and everyone else's. Causing much dismay and can possibly cause OCD-ish type rant triggers.
If not removed this dust gets all over all your shit and everyone else's. Causing much dismay and can possibly cause OCD-ish type rant triggers.
Dude 1: Hey dude bro, you got Cheeto dust all over my favorite D&D dice. Yea, like not cool. (Incredulous Frown Face)
Dude 2: (Evil chuckle). Sorry, dude.
Dude 1: (Examines all his other belongings that Dude 2 touched.)
Dude 2: (Evil chuckle). Sorry, dude.
Dude 1: (Examines all his other belongings that Dude 2 touched.)
by Cremebruleed September 15, 2013
Get the cheeto dust mug.Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.
Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?
Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!
Mike: Hemorrhoids?
Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!
Mike: Hemorrhoids?
Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
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Cheetohead: Chee-toe-hed (n), Someone whose cognitive dissonance is so strong in their support of Donald J. Trump, that you suspect they are feeding from his teets. Not to be confused with Cheeseheads, which are Green Bay Packers fans. #Cheetohead
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Get the cheetos kid mug.The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
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Jaymand uses a screen to get open for a pass and takes a shot behind the arc as time expires.
While the ball is in the air as Jaymand confidently says, "CHETTY FOR THREE!"
The ball goes in and Jaymand's team wins.
Jaymand uses a screen to get open for a pass and takes a shot behind the arc as time expires.
While the ball is in the air as Jaymand confidently says, "CHETTY FOR THREE!"
The ball goes in and Jaymand's team wins.
by Charmatay March 17, 2009
Get the chetty for three mug.The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."
Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."
Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."
Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"
Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."
Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."
Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"
Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
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