chesney syndrome

this refers to a guy that appears to be attractive with a hat on but once the hat is removed you realize he is in fact balding and/or not attractive hatless, like the country singer Kenny Chesney.
I went home with that hot older guy, Matt, but when he took his hat off I could see that he was suffering from acute Chesney Syndrome.
by abigail normal November 03, 2012
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Kenny Chesney

Kenny Chesney sings "Anything But Mine"
by Swarsfanatic May 11, 2005
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kenny chesney

kenny chesney is a great country sinfger dated a sexy brunette named stephanie but broke up with her tragicly, is engaged to whitney delora wynn but is cheating with his ex...hint hint.
by stephaniekim February 15, 2005
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Chesney rolled

When some fucking loser is looking for child pron on youtube using the keywords pthc and click a video that is label as child pron but in fact is a link to an anti-child pron angency and the purple traitor ammediately notices his pwnage, the motherfucker has officially been chesney rolled. a state of ExTrEmE PwNaGe

-ethocybin
(while playing css)
fag: yeah dude i just got a headshot! you got owned!
me: ( pulls out lemons wallhack and superman aimbot with an full auto deagle with a scope). SISISISSISISICK HEADSHOT!
fag: dude ur a fag im tellin admin on you
me: negro youve just been Chesney rolled. ur my bitch now ;
by cody (ethocybin on css) April 06, 2008
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Kenny Chesney Syndrome

Term used to describe men on online dating sites who only post pictures of themselves wearing a hat, sunglasses, or both to hide the fact that they are unattractive, cross-eyed or bald.
"This guy's cute but I totally think he has Kenny Chesney Syndrome, he has a hat on in every picture"
by bustedbeatbox August 02, 2011
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chesneyism

A disorder afflicting otherwise healthy people which perverts their judgement and taste until they like the music of Kenny Chesney; thereby believing he is actually talented and a "star".

Aggressive treatment for the disorder is indicated: including forcing the victims to listen to hours of recordings by quality male country singers; then having them compare those recordings to that of Kenny Chesney.

Some respond to treatment, but the current success rate of agressive treatment is only about 25 percent. Sadly, the disorder is too advanced in many patients; and they continue to live with the mild dementia.
"My friend Mario is a victim of Chesneyism. When a Kenny Chesney song plays, he gets all pumped up and wants to open a Bud Light. He's hearing things that are not there ... "
by ThePointe March 20, 2008
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