Cheeseburger

Meaning to block cock. Initials CB, same as Cock Blocker.

I was tryin to spit game last night but Jazzy was being a total Cheeseburger.

by Guera87 May 10, 2009

Cheeseburger

Especially referring to someone you have a history of hooking up with when drunk, but who you usually reject or refrain from said hookup with when sober.

Origin: When sober, you may or may not want a cheeseburger, but when you're drunk, you can never turn it down.

Friend 1: Did Luke hook up with Lauren last night?

Friend 2: Of course he did, he was hammered.

Friend 1: Why? You know he always regrets it.

Friend 2: Dude, she's his cheeseburger.

by Crentist2010 April 7, 2009

cheeseburger

some little cat, old man, granny, your momma, or anyone who walks around with a big ass smile on their face with no obvious reason. they might have "fish eyes" when they are being a 'cheeseburger'. for whatever reason, this 'cheeseburger' is super happy and they ain't nothin' nobody can do about it.

"there goes little vincent. he just had his diaper changed. he's such a cheeseburger."

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

CHEESEBURGER

A fucking idiot. Basically making fun of some dumbass crackhead who has no idea your making fun of him or her. You can also use this at the end of every sentence and you'll notice no one ever picks up on it.

Some guetto crackhead asked me for money to get beer, I told him to go fuck himself cheeseburger.

by Patsman October 23, 2006

cheeseburger

The act of taking one's penis (las the burger) and wrapping ones ballsack around it (where the buns would be)

Pat whipped out his dick and stuck that damn cheeseburger in my face

by SuperstudentG February 24, 2003

cheeseburger

A juicy bun covered in a nice thick layer of dick cheese

luke banks being followed by Scott Bailey slobbering

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Cheeseburger

A hot guy on the food scale of hotness (as follows)

veggie burger: kinda hot
turkey burger: almost hot
cheeseburger: hot
double cheeseburger: very hot
steak: so hot you could fry an egg on his washboard abs

A compliment used by girls to describe a guy.

Sarah: Did you see Ian? He's such a cheeseburger!
Jessica: I know right?! I'd totally go out with him!

by Kandero Zaitlini January 21, 2010