Checkmate

To sit next to someone in a bathroom stall and then have a really stinky crap. As with chess, this puts them in a position where they are under direct attack, that cannot be avoided.

“I sat in the stall next to Bob and had a big smelly crap. “Checkmate Bob, checkmate.”

by fiveitguys July 19, 2010

Checkmate Sergei

Victory! In your face! Used to announce an accompishment.

ORIGIN: Derrived from a 2011 FedEx commercial where a mutli-tasking senior mananger, while tatooing his own back, simultaneously defeats 2 chess apponents and announces "Checkmate, Sergei!".

a double play is executed in a baseball game, "checkmate Sergei."

by siliconsoapbox May 12, 2011

Urinal Checkmate

Where you try to use the urinals in a public toilet but cannot do so because there are not spaces where you wont directly next to another person, despite there being several free urinals.

sounds like a case of Urinal Checkmate

by NOOTNOOT June 30, 2011

checkmated

When there are five urinals and number 1 and 4 are occupied, you certainly find yourself in a confused situation.

Sally : What took you so long in the toilet?
Tom : I had to wait for a while, I was checkmated!

by pseudolover November 23, 2014

Checkmate

When a guy has been caught fucking a girl while having a girlfriend.

Jamie got checkmated last night

by wolfcia December 10, 2018

cheertator

cold heartless bitch
normally the head of a cheer leading squad

She is such a cheertator

by joseph09 January 15, 2009

Checkmateil

When you sexually handcuff your partner to the bed. Once they have no control, shit on their face.

You just got checkmateil

by Frenchsexwords May 30, 2018