butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.

Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.

by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023

Singapore Math, So Cheem

When someone describes the math taught in Singapore schools as being too difficult to understand, or complains that young students are unhealthily exposed to an obscene number of brain-unfriendly math questions—“cheem” means “deep” in the Chinese dialect Hokkien.

Ahmad who could hardly understand Mr. Goon’s lessons told his parents: “Singapore math, so cheem. I gave up!”

by MathPlus May 14, 2021

cheems

pro

cheems is just a amazing pro

by crusherhack210 August 28, 2021

Cheems Disorder

Cheems Disorder is when the person can't type correctly and replaces the letter with the one next to it.

Texter 1: So how are you?
Texter 2 : idk I'm doing good yoi?
Texter 1 : Do you have Cheems Disorder?
Texter 2 : Yesh I do

by Incooknito April 17, 2021

Army cheems

He secretly wants to have sex with Napoleon cheems

Army cheems

by Oversimplified October 18, 2020

Cheezy cheems

The dumb dog from that one meme that is made by a boomer

Bruh, my grandpa made a cheezy cheems joke. It was cheems making a father poopy shit joke

by Meme broski April 17, 2022

Cheems Lamguage

Whemn jumst aboumt emvery wormd hams the lemtters "m" and "b" ramdomly plamced in it becaumse it's how Cheems spemlls wormds.

Dude, why is everyone spelling words with extra m's and b's?
Ah, don't worry about it. It's just Cheems Lamguage. You'll gemt used to it.

by Licensed_Nerd July 8, 2021