moss check

Often confused with vibe check, moss check is used to spontaneously check to see if the mandem in the room or vicinity are mossin.

Person 1: Moss Check?
Person 2: We mossin'

by A Refrigerator October 24, 2019

Chrish Check-in

Convincing a hotel to let you check-in super early because you’re only going there to fuck.

Luckily the hotel let us have a Chrish check-in because she was gagging to be fucked senseless.

by Chrish77 October 27, 2018

Check sites

The act of looking at different web pages on the internet.

"Dad, can we check sites?"

"No"

by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010

Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

trump checked

When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.

Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.

by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017

Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Sock Check

A test to determine how down you are.
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”

- Juan Nye the Skante Guy

Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn

by Sudeni.Shindeiru April 23, 2021